How to make a woman happy

·        Husband should hold her hands in front of her friends. Her friends should make sure to notice.

·        Husband should give her small surprise gifts without occasions.

·        Children should score better marks than other children in the society. Better in looks, sports, art, social skills are also wished for.

·        Children should eat healthy food. They should happily eat junk food if she is too tired to cook.

·        Children and husband should ask for more food when food is cooked by her

·        Husband, without being told, should not like the dish sent by her friend.

·        Husband should never tell her how he liked the other woman’s dress and she should also wear such a thing.

·        Maid-servant should come daily. Coming on time everyday can get the maid-servant surprise gifts from her.

·        Maid-servant should do some extra work often

·        Friends should compliment her on her home management skills

·        People should ask her for help in a mall.

·        Restaurants should give food-parcels in nice plastic boxes.

·        People should tell her how pretty and smart her children are.

·        Female friends should never tell her how handsome her husband is. They are allowed to feel jealous though.

·        Husband should stroke her hair while they both are reading their books sitting next to each other

·        Friends should call her to ask for recipes

·        Friends should admire her sense of dressing.

·        Husband should notice a new dress, a new hair-cut and that new cushion cover.

·        Friends should tell her that she is so beautiful and must be spending a fortune in beauty parlors; while she can blush and ‘reveal’ that she hardly visits a salon.

·        Remembering wedding anniversary is passé. Husband should never forget engagement anniversary.